Webkinz Mania

Webkinz information and forum! Webkinzmaniaforum.com is not an official site of, sponsored by and/or affiliated with Ganz Inc, Webkinz, or their products. Names, logos, and images are trademarks owned by Ganz

Youre Currently a Guest

You are currently a Guest. By registering, you can take part in our forum, have no advertisements, and more! No email validation needed! Click

here

to get started!

Log in

I forgot my password

Latest topics

» My Chihuahua Lulu
Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:00 pm by NightmareWolf225

» .:☺♥Speak Now♥☺:.
Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:23 pm by Caroline

» Happy Birthday Hannah!
Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:28 pm by dogluver808

» The Results of My Awesome Contest!!!!!!!!
Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:26 pm by dogluver808

» my quiz!!!!!by doglover9m.UPDATED JULY 14th!
Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:44 am by vatansever223

» Favorite Game??
Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:44 am by vatansever223

» February/March Chat Thread! <3
Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:58 pm by dogluver808

» Forum games
Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:35 pm by dogluver808

» Roleplay section?
Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:33 pm by dogluver808

September 2017

SunMonTueWedThuFriSat
     12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930

Calendar Calendar


    :] LOL :]

    Share
    avatar
    Guest
    Guest

    :] LOL :]

    Post by Guest on Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:36 pm

    Do any of you know a funny jokee? Be sure to post it.. here :]
    avatar
    Guest
    Guest

    Re: :] LOL :]

    Post by Guest on Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:53 pm

    Hmm, thinking of one. Yep this is a bad one.

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ron.
    Ron who?
    Ron run a tiger coming after us!

    My cousin told me this one.
    avatar
    Kristen
    2,500 Posts
    2,500 Posts

    Female Number of posts : 2903
    Age : 21
    Webkinz ID : 78562
    Status :
    Registration date : 2008-01-19

    Re: :] LOL :]

    Post by Kristen on Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:22 pm

    lol, I can't think of any really funny ones at the moment...
    avatar
    Guest
    Guest

    Re: :] LOL :]

    Post by Guest on Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:22 pm

    haha i no samee
    avatar
    Emily
    100 Posts
    100 Posts

    Female Number of posts : 129
    Webkinz ID : emmyy1215
    Registration date : 2008-02-18

    Re: :] LOL :]

    Post by Emily on Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:03 am

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Knock knock.
    Hello?
    Ding-dong.
    *Opens door* Hm, nobody is there.


    From side: I love playing this game!!


    Erm, not that funny.


    *A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

    The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to
    *Ahem*?"

    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"




    How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

    - Alan, age 10

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
    to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
    you're stuck with.
    - Kirsten, age 10

    What is the Right Age To Get Married?

    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
    FOREVER by then.
    - Camille, age 10

    No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
    married.
    - Freddie, age 6

    How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?

    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
    yelling at the same kids.
    - Derrick, age 8

    What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?

    Both don't want any more kids.
    - Lori, age 8

    What Do Most People Do On A Date?

    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
    know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    - Lynnette, age 8

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
    usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    - Martin, age 10

    What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?

    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    - Craig, age 9

    When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

    When they're rich.
    - Pam, age 7

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
    mess with that.
    - Curt, age 7

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
    marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    - Howard, age 8

    Is It Better To Be Single or Married?

    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
    someone to clean up after them.
    - Anita, age 9

    How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?

    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    - Kelvin, age 8

    How Would You Make a Marriage Work?

    Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
    truck.
    - Ricky, age 10
    avatar
    Kristen
    2,500 Posts
    2,500 Posts

    Female Number of posts : 2903
    Age : 21
    Webkinz ID : 78562
    Status :
    Registration date : 2008-01-19

    Re: :] LOL :]

    Post by Kristen on Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:16 pm

    Wow, thanks for posting all these jokes =)
    avatar
    Guest
    Guest

    Re: :] LOL :]

    Post by Guest on Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:28 pm

    haha the quotes from the kids were cutee :]
    avatar
    Guest
    Guest

    Re: :] LOL :]

    Post by Guest on Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:23 pm

    Have you ever seen the movie contupated?


    Trick question, it never came out?
    avatar
    Amber
    500 Posts
    500 Posts

    Female Number of posts : 752
    Age : 22
    Webkinz ID : amberillio
    Status :
    Registration date : 2008-06-01

    Re: :] LOL :]

    Post by Amber on Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:09 pm

    lol.


    _________________
    I ♥ love Frunklin.HAHA. Good times, Katherine!WOOT. Go SPANDEX! HAHAAH. Good Times, Hannah!

    LONG LIVE THE FOUND-IN-A-BAG HEARTS! ~Miss you Niomai. Always and forever. ILY "sister". R.I.P. August 31 1995- June 8 2008. We love you.


    Thanks, Hannie for my awsome avvie! =)

    Sponsored content

    Re: :] LOL :]

    Post by Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:02 am